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11:30am April 20, 2014
7:40am April 20, 2014

“No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.”

— 

Anonymous  (via sweetfilthpig)

Things men don’t understand #28464

(via izcon)

things ultra republican men AND women don’t understand.

3:50am April 20, 2014
2:59am April 18, 2014

Playing With Fire

Dad: “FIRE! FIRE! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! FIRE!”

(I run inside and find that Dad had managed to light stir-fry on fire. He is just standing in front of the burning stove screaming and panicking. I run and put it out with the fire extinguisher.)

Me: “Have I just walked into a Sims game?”

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11:30am April 10, 2014

kyuohki:

roachpatrol:

fuzzleyan:

so basically someone made a redesigned version of Comic Sans and holy shit I never knew I could warm up to something that resembles Comic Sans like this

I’m not a typographer so my eyes aren’t trained for this but I think I might use this from now on

oh i really like this, it’s friendly without being silly

Ooh, they made it look awesome.

7:40am April 10, 2014
Ahhhh, life before internet!

Ahhhh, life before internet!

3:50am April 10, 2014
shimadonna:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

we should start a bowling team when we all get to hell

shimadonna:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

we should start a bowling team when we all get to hell

3:20pm April 9, 2014
darthstiles:

pokemonyewest:

lampsarepeopletoo:

what the

Nothing beats a snow pentagonal dodecahedron

do you wanna build a snow pentagonal dodecahedron?
it doesn’t have to be a snow pentagonal dodecahedron…

darthstiles:

pokemonyewest:

lampsarepeopletoo:

what the

Nothing beats a snow pentagonal dodecahedron

do you wanna build a snow pentagonal dodecahedron?

it doesn’t have to be a snow pentagonal dodecahedron…

11:30am April 9, 2014
7:40am April 9, 2014
inceration:

Photography blog ☆ Following back all

inceration:

Photography blog ☆ Following back all

4:23am April 9, 2014

The truth is

…I’m terrified about ‘joining the real world’.  I’m terrified about getting a job.

3:50am April 9, 2014

sakimichan:

Beauty and the beast and Esmeralda ^_^ I hope you guys like, They were fun to paint !

Thank you for re-blogging from me !

Follow me on facebook for more updates and progress shots : )

11:28pm April 8, 2014

sakimichan:

 three big evils

My takes on male maleficent, Male Ursula and female Hades.

I love painting fantasy and none human colored skin! Hope you guys like ^_^

Like me on facebook for more updates and progress steps : D

7:10pm April 8, 2014

"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”


You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

— Blocklava (via bl-ossomed)